Dracula Movie Critique – The French Director’s Love-Struck Reinterpretation of the Gothic Classic is Absurd but Entertaining

Maybe there is no great enthusiasm for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. Still, it has to be said: his opulently crafted love story with vampires displays creativity and style – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer over Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, including one shot that seems to depict a territorial boundary between France and Romania.

The Veteran Actor as a Clever but Weary Priest Tracking the Undead

Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered cleric fighting vampires – it’s surprising he never took on this character previously – who arrives in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. Likewise present is the evil Count Dracula, enacted by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect evoking the voice of Gru by Steve Carell of the Despicable Me series. It’s a role that he too was born to take on.

The Plot: A Tale of Love and Loss

Here’s the premise: Dracula has traveled ceaselessly the globe in sorrow over four centuries since he became undead, a punishment due to his blasphemous mourning over the death of his beloved Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has sought relentlessly for some woman who might be the return of his departed beloved. By cruel fate, the fortunate female turns out to be Mina (also Bleu, of course), the demure fiancee of Dracula’s feeble property handler, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the vampire’s estate to discuss his property portfolio and whose miniature portrait of the charming Mina drew the vampire’s attention.

Besson’s Handling and Lighthearted Touch

Besson arranges Dracula’s second-act backstory of global roaming in various outrageous costumes with a sure hand, and he is not above providing some comedy moments with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – for example the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to end his own life following Elisabeta’s passing, as well as comical sequences that occur when Dracula applies to himself in a certain perfume during the 1700s in Florence, that renders him unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.

Dracula is available digitally from 1 December and on DVD and Blu-ray from 22 December. It plays in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.

Jeremy Zimmerman
Jeremy Zimmerman

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